כתבה שמחזקת את הנושא

Exclaimer: the following piece does not harbor any homophobic sentiment.
The term “buttman” needs to be taken in it figurative, not literal sense.

Everyone may not be butteaters in israel,,,but everyone partakes of butt.
Butteating in israel is a trend…and everyone who indulges in the practice…is not necessarily homo…though definitely homogeneous.
It seems that the latter are looking for a kernel…a kernel of corn that is…as they are shit-readers…not unlike coffee readers.
These have a compulsion to find out what You had the night before.
They will look in vain for a shape resembling corn and will charge You for the act…regardless.
Not to be confused with batman…who reportedly is an upstanding member of society…the buttman is a pest.
He labors under the assumption that he is entitled to Your air…until You have to spray the pest… thus reclaiming Your exclusive oxygen.
The butteating phenomenon…is not uncommon and Breatharians should be notified…lest Their holy shit will be duly assessed.

איש לא מבין כמה זה כואב להתעורר כל יום עם ייסוריי מחשבות עם בטן מתהפכת ופחד תהומי.

הדרך היחידה לצאת ממצריים לחוף מבטחים זה לאלצעוד עם העדר.