The internal dialogue of the average boobman is conducted with a Nipple.
Don't assume the conversation is lax or without bravado.
The latter is a passionate convo between a man and his object of worship.
The nipple represents the pinnacle that Bob (lets dub him that) aspires to reach.
His thoughts, words and deeds revolve around his aspirations…in the hopes that today, will be the holiday when the 2 shall commune.
Bob's intelligence quotient is obvious…yet, his neurological/biological mechanism has different vested interests than Human Beings of other genders.
In Bob's world…the Nipple takes center stage and everyone, everybody and everything else is background character.
If You hung around Bob…and Your frontal Booty is endowed…than, You'd know of that which I speakth
Bob sees the Boob as an Individual with palpable emotions and feelings.
Bob understands Boob.
Bob and Boob conduct telepathic conversations around the clock that no one else is privy to.
When Boob withdraws attention…Bob takes it personal…and may seek TLC with jim beam.
Boob is what bob lives for.
Boob is the only reason bob gets his ass to work…so as to afford jewels as a means to bribe Boob to keep him company.
Bob would be lost without Boob…for Boob is his compass